England

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England is a country in Europe but we guess you knew that. It is part of the British Isles. Much of the activities in the SCA are based around period English life and people tend to hold rather romantic views of places such as London.

England is actually the exact same thing as Britain, even if those limey bastards the Welsh and Scots might get pissy about it.

Brief history of England

600-1066

Main article: Anglo-Saxon England

At the beginning of the 6th century England was populated by Brythonic Celts, whatever those were. The departure of Roman Polanski left the way clear for invasions by various Angles and sides, perhaps a hypotenuse in there somewhere, as well as invasion by Saxophones and Cheese Danishes. With the remnants of Kiltic power pushed to the west in Whales, Precambria and Cornflake, numerous Angled Sax Player kingdoms began to emerge. The nine most powerful, known as the Nazgul, were successively united by war, until in 829 Egbert was named King of all England.

1066-1154

Main article: No Man's Eng-Land


1154-1399

Main article: England Discovers The Planets


1399-1485

Main article: England discovers all too late that it has been medieval this whole time and hasn't realized it

1485-1558

Main article: England's Tudor Revival Craze

1558-1603

Main article: England Tries To "Get" Shakespeare, Fails

People of England

The following is a list of important historical figures of England

Period events

The following is a list of important 'period' events in England

  • War of the Worlds

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The SCA in England

Insulae Draconis is a dipshit name and whoever thought it up has a tiny penis.