Innilgard Picnic

Innilgard Picnic is a filk written by THL Finnbjorn Skeggason to the tune of 'Teddy Bear's Picnic". It is intended as a war song for the Barony of Innilgard.

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Lyrics:

If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise
If you go into the woods today, you're leaving without your eyes
No matter how many fighters you bring
We'll kill them all on word of our king
Today is the day that Innilgard goes on the war path

Run in fear of Innilgard
Mighty Innilgard is bringing her armies to bear today ("that was a pun")
Swordsmen, spearmen, armoured knights
Those crazy Hermanites are bringing the pain to you
At 6 o'clock we'll pickup the bodies from where we let them fall
Cos there's no killing left to do

If you go into the woods today, you better not go alone
If you go into the woods today, you're probably not going home
Even if your belt is white, we will give you a hell of a fight
Today is the day that Innilgard goes on the war path

Don't you fuck with Innilgard
Mighty Innilgard is tearing your army to shreds today
Kill you, maim you, salt the ground
We'll burn your cities down and none shall stand in our way
And even if you somehow survive, we'll kill you another day!