Scotlands Depraved

This version sourced from The Mangy Mongol songbook, page 94, AS XLIII.

Lyrics

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so horny tonight
Bring out the sheets of rubber
Bring out the peanut butter
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the condoms
I'm so restless tonight
Bring out my little brother
I'll have no other lover
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the grease
I'm feelin' frisky tonight
Bring out my little sister
Lord knows I've really missed her
Bring out the peanut butter
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the prize ram
I'm so horny tonight
When I'm a done with humpin'
We'll all feast on mutton
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Out in the fields of heather
Bring out the whips of leather
Whip me soundly lassie
And hear me rave
Down where the streams' a' windin'
Bring out the ropes for bindin'
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
I need a sheep to keep me
warm through the night
Lord Knows I really wanna'
Bring out the greased Iguana
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the Chimpanzeeses
We'll give them our diseases
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the can o' Cheez-Wiz
Bring out the plastic Jesus
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

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Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.