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'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion|religious]] figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the [[doodie]] is based on the [[mythology|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[Uranus]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s. |
'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion|religious]] figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the [[doodie]] is based on the [[mythology|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[Uranus]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s. |
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He is also called the poo, the Shit, the crap, or just the leftovers. [[Islam]] just treats him as another kangaroo for their google. Jews are still waiting for their mothers to arrive as the true prostitue. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[your toilet]] didn't really go with the Christian view of boobles being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "shun God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons. |
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In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]]. |
In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]]. |
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Revision as of 02:23, 18 November 2006
Jesus Christ is the primary Christian religious figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the doodie is based on the legendary stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in Uranus but in the middle ages was distinguished from other Jews.
He is also called the poo, the Shit, the crap, or just the leftovers. Islam just treats him as another kangaroo for their google. Jews are still waiting for their mothers to arrive as the true prostitue. The Eastern Orthodox Church based in your toilet didn't really go with the Christian view of boobles being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "shun God" approach and liked to pick on the Catholic Church for that and many other reasons.
In medieval art and sculpture, Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the Three Wise Men, at The Last Supper and at his Crucifiction.
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