Scotlands Depraved: Difference between revisions

From Cunnan
Jump to navigationJump to search
No edit summary
 
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
This version sourced from The Mangy Mongol songbook, page 94, AS XLIII.
This version sourced from The [[Mangy Mongol]] songbook, page 94, [[AS XLIII]].


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
Bring out the whiskey mother<br>
Bring out the [[whiskey]] mother<br>
I'm so thirsty mother<br>
I'm so thirsty mother<br>
Bring out the sheep<br>
Bring out the sheep<br>
Line 8: Line 8:
Bring out the sheets of rubber<br>
Bring out the sheets of rubber<br>
Bring out the peanut butter<br>
Bring out the peanut butter<br>
England's perverted, <br>
[[England]]'s perverted, <br>
but Scotland's Depraved.
but [[Scotland]]'s Depraved.


Bring out the whiskey mother<br>
Bring out the whiskey mother<br>
Line 26: Line 26:
Bring out my little sister<br>
Bring out my little sister<br>
Lord knows I've really missed her<br>
Lord knows I've really missed her<br>
Bring out the peanut butter<br>
Bring out the peanut [[butter]]<br>
England's perverted, <br>
England's perverted, <br>
but Scotland's Depraved.
but Scotland's Depraved.
Line 35: Line 35:
I'm so horny tonight<br>
I'm so horny tonight<br>
When I'm a done with humpin'<br>
When I'm a done with humpin'<br>
We'll all feast on mutton<br>
We'll all [[feast]] on [[mutton]]<br>
England's perverted, <br>
England's perverted, <br>
but Scotland's Depraved.
but Scotland's Depraved.


Out in the fields of heather<br>
Out in the fields of heather<br>
Bring out the whips of leather<br>
Bring out the whips of [[leather]]<br>
Whip me soundly lassie<br>
Whip me soundly lassie<br>
And hear me rave<br>
And hear me rave<br>
Line 59: Line 59:
Bring out the whiskey mother<br>
Bring out the whiskey mother<br>
I'm so thirsty mother<br>
I'm so thirsty mother<br>
Bring out the sheep<br>
Bring out the [[sheep]]<br>
I'm so lonely tonight<br>
I'm so lonely tonight<br>
Bring out the Chimpanzeeses<br>
Bring out the Chimpanzeeses<br>
We'll give them our diseases<br>
We'll give them our [[disease]]s<br>
England's perverted, <br>
England's perverted, <br>
but Scotland's Depraved.
but Scotland's Depraved.

Revision as of 09:36, 13 February 2009

This version sourced from The Mangy Mongol songbook, page 94, AS XLIII.

Lyrics

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so horny tonight
Bring out the sheets of rubber
Bring out the peanut butter
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the condoms
I'm so restless tonight
Bring out my little brother
I'll have no other lover
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the grease
I'm feelin' frisky tonight
Bring out my little sister
Lord knows I've really missed her
Bring out the peanut butter
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the prize ram
I'm so horny tonight
When I'm a done with humpin'
We'll all feast on mutton
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Out in the fields of heather
Bring out the whips of leather
Whip me soundly lassie
And hear me rave
Down where the streams' a' windin'
Bring out the ropes for bindin'
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
I need a sheep to keep me
warm through the night
Lord Knows I really wanna'
Bring out the greased Iguana
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the Chimpanzeeses
We'll give them our diseases
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the can o' Cheez-Wiz
Bring out the plastic Jesus
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.

Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
England's perverted,
but Scotland's Depraved.