Stickjock

Stickjocks are the people who live and breathe fighting. They think of nothing else (except perhaps where closest deposit of alcohol is after they have finished fighting). The stickjock is the type of person who revels in a good bruise and showing them all off to his workmates on Monday, or displaying the waffle print sunburn from wearing chainmail all weekend. He's the type of person who sits at work all day plotting war scenarios or tactics, can always be found with duct tape in his posession, and has many claims to fame with ruining ovens and deep fryers after attempts to wax harden leather leg armour and vambraces.

See also: Stickchick