Sideways

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This version sourced from The Mangy Mongol songbook, page 96, AS XLIII.

Lyrics

And now, I'll have to stop, my back is crook, I crave your pardon
My friend at the book shop, lent me a book, The Perfumed Garden
At first, in search of bliss, I practised all the new applied ways
But worse, much worse than this, I did it sideways!

My Spine, is out of joint, I can't recall, my old position
I fail to see the point, I find it all an inhibition
My girl, she finds it tough, she used tolove the trued and tried ways
My god, once was enough, I did it sideways!

But what of my thing! (Ba-da-da-dum) It's really shot! (Ba-da-da-dum)
I can't do wees! (Ba-da-da-dum) It's in a knot! (Ba-da-da-dum)

So if a girl should look at you, and tell you what she wants to do
Although she pleads, on bended knees....
Don't... do... it... SIDEWAYS!