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Check out "http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/" for the "[[Shakespeare]]an insult generator"! [[Huzzah]]!
 
Check out "http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/" for the "[[Shakespeare]]an insult generator"! [[Huzzah]]!
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A well-dressed gentle was making his way along a coutnry road, when he saw a peasant (or yokel) leaning on a gate.<br>
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"Good man," he said. "Canst thou tell me the way to thy noble's hall?"<br>
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"Who be thee?" the rural worthy replied.<br>
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"I, sir," the gentle replied, wrinking his nose a little at the ''ripe'' smell rising from the yokel, "I am one of His Majesty's Commissioners for Oaths." <br>
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"Commissioner, eh?"<br>
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"Yes."<br>
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"Of Oaths?"<br>
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"Yes."<br>
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"Oh," the peasant says: "Be'ee?"<br>
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He beckons the Commissioner closer and, placing his mouth close to the gentle's ear, gives his answer.<br>
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"'''B*gger!!'''"<br>

Latest revision as of 22:25, 24 January 2005

Check out "http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/" for the "Shakespearean insult generator"! Huzzah!


A well-dressed gentle was making his way along a coutnry road, when he saw a peasant (or yokel) leaning on a gate.
"Good man," he said. "Canst thou tell me the way to thy noble's hall?"
"Who be thee?" the rural worthy replied.
"I, sir," the gentle replied, wrinking his nose a little at the ripe smell rising from the yokel, "I am one of His Majesty's Commissioners for Oaths."
"Commissioner, eh?"
"Yes."
"Of Oaths?"
"Yes."
"Oh," the peasant says: "Be'ee?"
He beckons the Commissioner closer and, placing his mouth close to the gentle's ear, gives his answer.
"B*gger!!"