Shire-March of Grimfells

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72701 Zip code, North West corner of Arkansas. Part of Calontir.

All the women are really hot looking and smart. All the men are hung like field mice. (40% of their mass is reproductive gear.)

Grimfellers (more properly Grimfellons) prize strength, speed, and cunning, and will eat their young if they don't display these traits well enough to evade capture - however, they will let the doomed soon-to-be-entree's choose from among of several barbeque or steak sauces, or a good lemon-pepper marinade, and will promise a hot charcoal fire (none of that propane stuff here).