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72701 Zip code, North West corner of Arkansas. Part of Calontir. |
72701 Zip code, North West corner of Arkansas. Part of Calontir. |
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All the women are really hot looking and smart. All the men are hung like field mice. (40% of their mass is reproductive gear.) |
All the women are really hot looking and smart. All the men are hung like field mice. (40% of their mass is reproductive gear.) |
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Grimfellers (more properly Grimfellons) prize strength, speed, and cunning, and will eat their young if they don't display these traits well enough to evade capture - however, they will let the doomed soon-to-be-entree's choose from among of several barbeque or steak sauces, or a good lemon-pepper marinade, and will promise a hot charcoal fire (none of that propane stuff here). |
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Revision as of 05:02, 6 August 2005
72701 Zip code, North West corner of Arkansas. Part of Calontir.
All the women are really hot looking and smart. All the men are hung like field mice. (40% of their mass is reproductive gear.)
Grimfellers (more properly Grimfellons) prize strength, speed, and cunning, and will eat their young if they don't display these traits well enough to evade capture - however, they will let the doomed soon-to-be-entree's choose from among of several barbeque or steak sauces, or a good lemon-pepper marinade, and will promise a hot charcoal fire (none of that propane stuff here).
