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A '''pun''' is an unfunny [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.
A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.


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The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.
''For example:''
Very punny.


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==== Sample Puns ====
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The pun, of course, is a federal offense, and those who practice the [[crime|art]] of punning are usually [[Recreationist|child molesters]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[black death|people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents. Most punsters die cold and alone, which is why this wiki was made, so that the punsters here will still die cold and alone, but they will die with the knowledge that plenty of other dipshits will die cold and alone with them.
''[[Master]] Gwynfor Lwyd:'' "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[User:Newt|Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"<br>
''[[Lord]] Sui Zo:'' "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"<br>
''Master Gwynfor:'' "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"


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==== Sample Pun ====
A man walks in on another man having sex with a dead pig. The first man, appalled asks what in blazes the second man is doing. "I'm porking it," replies the second man, and proceeds to cum on the first man's face.


Once upon a time there were two [[Pict]]s running down a lane, and they tripped and fell. One of them received very serious abrasions and the other one didn't. His was the [[woad]] less gravelled.
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[[Category: Boring]]


Also see [[weasel]]



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[[Category: Humour]]

Latest revision as of 09:51, 27 August 2009

A pun is a play on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

The pun, of course, is the highest form of wit, and those who practice the art of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by people and the quantity of food scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.

Sample Puns

Master Gwynfor Lwyd: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get Lady Bethany in Elizabethan?"
Lord Sui Zo: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"
Master Gwynfor: "Gee, that's a bit ruff"


Once upon a time there were two Picts running down a lane, and they tripped and fell. One of them received very serious abrasions and the other one didn't. His was the woad less gravelled.


Also see weasel

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