Monicans, Out of Bed

This is a filk of the Star Wars Imperial March, as written by Joanna of Braidwood! The lines about "out of bed / back to bed" are in reference to the college's reputation of going to bed early. Star Wars is associated with the College of St Monica as our patron saint's feast day is the Fourth of May (May the Fourth be with you!).

Lyrics

Mon-i-cans, out of bed, out of bed
Mon-i-cans, out of bed, out of bed.
Mon-i-cans - by shenanigans, we're led
But we'll still kill, you dead
Out of bed! Out of bed!
Mon-i-cans - fill your college up, with dread,
While you listen to, us tread
Back to bed, back to bed.

Additional Lines

These additional lines can also be subbed in to the ending of the song.

• Mon-i-cans, forget what, I said, fight the Hermanites, instead - back to bed, back to bed
• Mon-i-cans, on the battlefield, we've bled, paint our enemies, in red - back to bed, back to bed
• Mon-i-cans, our catchy tune, will spread, it'll never leave, your head - back to bed, back to bed
• Mon-i-cans, we'd do anything, for bread, we only fight, if we're fed - back to bed, back to bed