The Goonbeson - Revision history

JoannaBreadwood at 11:57, 20 April 2026

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	* "It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing disgust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja		* "It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing disgust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja
	* ""After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs		* ""After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs

			== See Also ==
			* [[Lochac colleges]]
			* [[Collegic relics]]

JoannaBreadwood at 11:50, 20 April 2026

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	A song was written by Stobold Köbel to immortalise the existence of the Goonbeson.		A song was written by Stobold Köbel to immortalise the existence of the Goonbeson.

			== Quotes ==
			* "It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing disgust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja
			* ""After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs

JoannaBreadwood at 10:29, 19 April 2026

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	* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.		* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.
	* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat [[~~College~~ relics\|Relics]]. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.		* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat [[Collegic relics\|Relics]]. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
	* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.		* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
	* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.		* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

JoannaBreadwood at 10:29, 19 April 2026

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	* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.		* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.
	* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat [[~~Relics\|~~College relics]]. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.		* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat [[College relics\|Relics]]. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
	* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.		* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
	* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.		* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

JoannaBreadwood at 10:28, 19 April 2026

2026-04-19T10:28:51Z

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	* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.		* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.
	* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.		* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat [[Relics\|College relics]]. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
	* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.		* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
	* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.		* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

JoannaBreadwood at 10:28, 19 April 2026

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	It was created for Matthijs to wear during the Fighter Auction Tourney, by Lady Mathilde Ficke Sitte (the very first winner of the [[Bad Cocktail Competition]]) and assisted by other collegians such as A-to-me-ja and Salome.		It was created for Matthijs to wear during the Fighter Auction Tourney, by Lady Mathilde Ficke Sitte (the very first winner of the [[Bad Cocktail Competition]]) and assisted by other collegians such as A-to-me-ja and Salome.

	According to the lore, originally the Ursulans believed that one bag of goon would be sufficient to dye the white-ish gambeson - but this was not the case. So they went around collecting donations for the Goonbeson. It was left on a log next to the Combined Colleges fire to dry off, and the wine smell, plus whatever gambeson smell it already had became baked in. This smell was the stuff of legends - powerful enough that it could draw bees toward it even on the next day - and it was made all the more pungent by the sweat of fighting in it.		According to the lore, originally the Ursulans believed that one bag of goon would be sufficient to dye the white-ish gambeson - but this was not the case. So they went around collecting donations for the Goonbeson. It was left on a log next to the Combined Colleges fire to dry off, and the wine smell, plus whatever gambeson smell it already had, became quite baked in. This smell was the stuff of legends - powerful enough that it could draw bees toward it even on the next day - and it was made all the more pungent by the sweat of fighting in it.

	Individuals who witnessed the Goonbeson, and more to point it's ''smell'' still to this day shudder at the memory.		Individuals who witnessed the Goonbeson, and more to point it's ''smell'' still to this day shudder at the memory.
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	* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.		* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
	* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.		* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
	* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a ~~quality~~ of the wine used to dye it being white wine.		* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quantity of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

	== The Fate of the Goonbeson ==		== The Fate of the Goonbeson ==

JoannaBreadwood at 10:23, 19 April 2026

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	A song was written by Stobold Köbel to immortalise the existence of the Goonbeson.		A song was written by Stobold Köbel to immortalise the existence of the Goonbeson.

	== Quotes ==
	* "It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing digust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja
	* "After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs

JoannaBreadwood at 10:23, 19 April 2026

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	== Additional Goonbeson Facts ==		== Additional Goonbeson Facts ==
	Courtesy of Yast:		Courtesy of Yast:

	- Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.		* Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.
	- The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.		* The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
	- The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.		* The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
	- The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quality of the wine used to dye it being white wine.		* The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quality of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

	== The Fate of the Goonbeson ==		== The Fate of the Goonbeson ==
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	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==
	"It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing digust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja		* "It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing digust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja
	"After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs		* "After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs

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The Goonbeson was an old gambeson belonging to the [[College of St Ursula]] which was dyed pink using goon and various other donated wines during [[Rowany Festival]] of A.S. 56 (2022).

It was created for Matthijs to wear during the Fighter Auction Tourney, by Lady Mathilde Ficke Sitte (the very first winner of the [[Bad Cocktail Competition]]) and assisted by other collegians such as A-to-me-ja and Salome.

According to the lore, originally the Ursulans believed that one bag of goon would be sufficient to dye the white-ish gambeson - but this was not the case. So they went around collecting donations for the Goonbeson. It was left on a log next to the Combined Colleges fire to dry off, and the wine smell, plus whatever gambeson smell it already had became baked in. This smell was the stuff of legends - powerful enough that it could draw bees toward it even on the next day - and it was made all the more pungent by the sweat of fighting in it.

Individuals who witnessed the Goonbeson, and more to point it's ''smell'' still to this day shudder at the memory.

== Additional Goonbeson Facts ==
Courtesy of Yast:
- Matthijs was evicted from the fighter's shade pavilion due to the smell and had to stand sadly in the sun alone.
- The Goonbeson was intended to be the first of a set of College Combat Relics. It was intended to take it back from Festival and reuse it, but no one wanted it in their car.
- The Goonbeson took far longer than expected to dry.
- The colour (a nice pink) is partially the fault of a quality of the wine used to dye it being white wine.

== The Fate of the Goonbeson ==
For the good of the realm, the goonbeson was destroyed.

A song was written by Stobold Köbel to immortalise the existence of the Goonbeson.

== Quotes ==
"It was still slightly damp when Thijs put it on and I will not forget the look of absolute despairing digust when he put it on." - A-to-me-ja
"After an hour or so my nostrils were adjusted and I could no longer smell it. It was overwhelming prior to that. And yes the other fighters did find it specifically unsettling, although there are no rules against Smelling Very Much." - Matthijs