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Cian at 23:51, 26 August 2009

2009-08-26T23:51:04Z

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	A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.		A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

	''For example:''
⚫	:[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"
⚫	:[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"
⚫	:Master Gwynfor: "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

	The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.		The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.

	==== Sample ~~Pun~~ ====		==== Sample Puns ====
		⚫	''[[Master]] Gwynfor Lwyd:'' "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[User:Newt\|Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"<br>
⚫	Once upon a time there were two ~~Picts~~ running down a lane, and they tripped and fell. One of them received very serious abrasions and the other one didn't. His was the woad less gravelled.
		⚫	''[[Lord]] Sui Zo:'' "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"<br>
		⚫	''Master Gwynfor:'' "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"


		⚫	Once upon a time there were two [[Pict]]s running down a lane, and they tripped and fell. One of them received very serious abrasions and the other one didn't. His was the [[woad]] less gravelled.


	~~See~~ [[weasel]]		Also see [[weasel]]

Nyckname: /* Sample Pun */

2009-08-26T21:14:57Z

Sample Pun

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	==== Sample Pun ====		==== Sample Pun ====
			Once upon a time there were two Picts running down a lane, and they tripped and fell. One of them received very serious abrasions and the other one didn't. His was the woad less gravelled.


	See [[weasel]]		See [[weasel]]

Cian: Reverted edits by Cunnan (Talk); changed back to last version by Simoncursitor

2009-08-06T23:56:33Z

Reverted edits by Cunnan (Talk); changed back to last version by Simoncursitor

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	A '''pun''' is ~~an unfunny~~ [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.		A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

	''For example:''		''For example:''
			:[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"
	Very punny.
			:[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"
			:Master Gwynfor: "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

	The pun, of course, is a ~~federal~~ ~~offense~~, and those who practice the [[~~crime\|~~art]] of punning are ~~usually~~ ~~[[Recreationist\|child~~ ~~molesters]]~~. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[~~black death\|~~people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents. Most punsters die cold and alone, which is why this wiki was made, so that the punsters here will still die cold and alone, but they will die with the knowledge that plenty of other dipshits will die cold and alone with them.		The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.

	==== Sample Pun ====		==== Sample Pun ====
			See [[weasel]]
	A man walks in on another man having sex with a dead pig. The first man, appalled asks what in blazes the second man is doing. "I'm porking it," replies the second man, and proceeds to cum on the first man's face.


⚫	[[Category: ~~Boring~~]]

		⚫	[[Category: Humour]]

Cunnan at 06:40, 5 August 2009

2009-08-05T06:40:07Z

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	A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.		A '''pun''' is an unfunny [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

	''For example:''		''For example:''
			Very punny.
	:[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"
	:[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"
	:Master Gwynfor: "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

	The pun, of course, is ~~the~~ ~~highest~~ ~~form of [[wit]]~~, and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are ~~greatly~~ ~~respected~~ ~~for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking~~. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.		The pun, of course, is a federal offense, and those who practice the [[crime\|art]] of punning are usually [[Recreationist\|child molesters]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[black death\|people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents. Most punsters die cold and alone, which is why this wiki was made, so that the punsters here will still die cold and alone, but they will die with the knowledge that plenty of other dipshits will die cold and alone with them.

	==== Sample Pun ====		==== Sample Pun ====
			A man walks in on another man having sex with a dead pig. The first man, appalled asks what in blazes the second man is doing. "I'm porking it," replies the second man, and proceeds to cum on the first man's face.
	See [[weasel]]

		⚫	[[Category: Boring]]


⚫	[[Category: ~~Humour~~]]

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	==== Sample Pun ====		==== Sample Pun ====
	See [[weasel]]		See [[weasel]]



			[[Category: Humour]]

Cian: format

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	A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.		A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

	''~~'e.g.'~~''		''For example:''
		⚫	:[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"
		⚫	:[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"
		⚫	:Master Gwynfor: "Gee, that's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

		⚫	The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and lateral thinking. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.
⚫	[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"

⚫	[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"

⚫	Master Gwynfor: "Gee, ~~That~~'s a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

⚫	The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and [[lateral thinking]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.

	==== Sample Pun ====		==== Sample Pun ====

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	The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and [[lateral thinking]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.		The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and [[lateral thinking]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.

			==== Sample Pun ====
			See [[weasel]]

Update at 21:28, 20 June 2003

2003-06-20T21:28:34Z

New page

A '''pun''' is a [[play]] on words, either using similar sounding words (homophones) or using different senses of a word.

'''e.g.'''

[[Master]] [[Gwynfor Lwyd]]: "Wouldn't it be great if we could get [[Lady Bethany]] in [[Elizabethan]]?"

[[Lord]] [[Sui Zo]]: "Yes, she would be our shortest Elizabethan"

Master Gwynfor: "Gee, That's a bit ''[[ruff]]''"

The pun, of course, is the highest form of [[wit]], and those who practice the [[art]] of punning are greatly respected for their repartee, oral skills and [[lateral thinking]]. A punster judges the effectiveness of his or her work by the volume, amount and pain of the groans of the audience, the number of times he or she is struck by [[people]] and the quantity of [[food]] scraps hurled at them in appreciation of their talents.