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	'''~~Jewsus~~ ~~Crust~~''' is the primary [[~~Codpiece\|~~Christian]] [[~~Codpiece~~\|religious]] figure. The New ~~Testicle~~ of the [[~~Codpiece\|~~Bible]] is based on the [[~~Codpiece~~\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[~~Codpiece\|Holey~~ Land]] but ~~during~~ ~~his~~ middle ages was distinguished from other [[~~Codpiece\|~~Jew]]s ~~because he wasn't a filthy, penny-pinching banker~~.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

	He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus~~, or sometimes JC, every now and again going by his stage name Tupac~~. [[~~Codpiece\|Terrorism~~]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god~~, Barack Osama~~. Jews are still waiting ~~like lazy louts~~ for another to arrive as the true Messiah~~, even though if they weren't so lazy, maybe they could go out and find a job and a messiah and look respectable for once in their lives~~. The [[~~Codpiece\|Who-Gives-A-Shit~~ Orthodox Church]] based in [[~~Codpiece\|Constantinipple~~]] didn't really go with the Christian view of God being three things at once, especially ever a baby ~~(who would?)~~, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[~~Codpiece\|~~Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons. ~~I mean really, what kind of God knocks up some girl just for lulz?~~		He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of God being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.

	In [[~~Codpiece\|~~medieval]] [[~~Codpiece\|~~art]] and [[~~Codpiece\|~~sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, including the birth of his twin sons, Martin Luther King Jr and Rosa Parks, Jesus' first sexual experience with another man, Jesus' first sexual experience with a LOT of other men, that time he tried shrooms, and particulary during the visit of the [[~~Codpiece\|~~Three Wise Men]], at [[~~Codpiece\|~~The Last Supper]] and at his [[~~Codpiece\|~~Crucifiction]].		In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].

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	'''~~Jesus~~ ~~Christ~~''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[~~religion~~\|religious]] figure. The New ~~Testament~~ of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[~~mythology~~\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[~~Holy~~ Land]] but in ~~the~~ middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jewsus Crust''' is the primary [[Codpiece\|Christian]] [[Codpiece\|religious]] figure. The New Testicle of the [[Codpiece\|Bible]] is based on the [[Codpiece\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Codpiece\|Holey Land]] but during his middle ages was distinguished from other [[Codpiece\|Jew]]s because he wasn't a filthy, penny-pinching banker.

	He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[~~Islam~~]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[~~Eastern~~ Orthodox Church]] based in [[~~Constantinople~~]] didn't really go with the Christian view of God being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.		He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus, or sometimes JC, every now and again going by his stage name Tupac. [[Codpiece\|Terrorism]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god, Barack Osama. Jews are still waiting like lazy louts for another to arrive as the true Messiah, even though if they weren't so lazy, maybe they could go out and find a job and a messiah and look respectable for once in their lives. The [[Codpiece\|Who-Gives-A-Shit Orthodox Church]] based in [[Codpiece\|Constantinipple]] didn't really go with the Christian view of God being three things at once, especially ever a baby (who would?), so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Codpiece\|Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons. I mean really, what kind of God knocks up some girl just for lulz?

	In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].		In [[Codpiece\|medieval]] [[Codpiece\|art]] and [[Codpiece\|sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, including the birth of his twin sons, Martin Luther King Jr and Rosa Parks, Jesus' first sexual experience with another man, Jesus' first sexual experience with a LOT of other men, that time he tried shrooms, and particulary during the visit of the [[Codpiece\|Three Wise Men]], at [[Codpiece\|The Last Supper]] and at his [[Codpiece\|Crucifiction]].

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Cian: Reverted edits by 58.185.16.210 (Talk); changed back to last version by User 144

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

User 144 at 12:26, 19 November 2006

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

	He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of ~~god~~ being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.		He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of God being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.

	In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].		In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].

Conrad Leviston: Reverted edits by 168.254.225.254 (Talk); changed back to last version by User 144

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure~~. He really thought he was the shit~~. The New Testament of the [[~~doodie~~]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[~~Uranus~~]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[Bible]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in the [[Holy Land]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

	He is also called the ~~poo~~, the ~~Shit~~, the ~~crap~~, or just ~~the~~ ~~leftovers~~. [[Islam]] just treats him as another ~~kangaroo~~ for their ~~google~~. Jews are still waiting for ~~their mothers~~ to arrive as the true ~~prostitue~~. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[~~your toilet~~]] didn't really go with the Christian view of ~~boobles~~ being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "~~shun~~ God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.		He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of god being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.

	In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].		In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].

168.254.225.254 at 15:23, 17 November 2006

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the [[doodie]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[Uranus]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the [[doodie]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[Uranus]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

	He is also called the ~~Messiah~~, the ~~Saviour~~, the ~~son of God~~, or just ~~Christ or~~ ~~Jesus~~. [[Islam]] just treats him as another ~~major prophet~~ for their ~~god~~. Jews are still waiting for ~~another~~ to arrive as the true ~~Messiah~~. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[~~Constantinople~~]] didn't really go with the Christian view of ~~god~~ being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "~~son of~~ God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.		He is also called the poo, the Shit, the crap, or just the leftovers. [[Islam]] just treats him as another kangaroo for their google. Jews are still waiting for their mothers to arrive as the true prostitue. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[your toilet]] didn't really go with the Christian view of boobles being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "shun God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.

	In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].		In [[medieval]] [[art]] and [[sculpture]], Jesus is often portrayed at important moments in his life, particulary during the visit of the [[Three Wise Men]], at [[The Last Supper]] and at his [[Crucifiction]].

168.254.225.254 at 15:00, 17 November 2006

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	'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. The New Testament of the [[~~Bible~~]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in ~~the~~ [[~~Holy Land~~]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.		'''Jesus Christ''' is the primary [[Christian]] [[religion\|religious]] figure. He really thought he was the shit. The New Testament of the [[doodie]] is based on the [[mythology\|legendary]] stories of his life and the letters and articles written by him and his followers. He was born in [[Uranus]] but in the middle ages was distinguished from other [[Jew]]s.

	He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of god being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.		He is also called the Messiah, the Saviour, the son of God, or just Christ or Jesus. [[Islam]] just treats him as another major prophet for their god. Jews are still waiting for another to arrive as the true Messiah. The [[Eastern Orthodox Church]] based in [[Constantinople]] didn't really go with the Christian view of god being three things at once, especially ever a baby, so they didn't like the "son of God" approach and liked to pick on the [[Catholic Church]] for that and many other reasons.

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