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This version sourced from The [[Mangy Mongol]] songbook, page 100, [[AS XLIII]]

==Lyrics==
Would you have a young virgin of fifteen years,<br>
You must tickle her fancy with sweets and dears,<br>
Ever toying, and playing, and sweetly, sweetly,<br>
Sing a love [[sonnet]], and charm her Ears.<br>
Wittily, a prettily talk her down,<br>
Chase her, and praise her, if fair or brown,
:Sooth her, and smooth her,
:And teize her, and please her,
And touch but her smicket, and all's your own.


Do you fancy a widow well known in a man,<br>
With a front of assurance come boldly on,<br>
Let her rest not an hour, but briskly, briskly,<br>
Put her in mind of how time steals on.<br>
Rattle and prattle although she groan,<br>
Rouse her and touse her from morn till noon,
:Show her some hour,
:You're able to grapple,
Then get but her writing's and all's your own.


Do you fancy a lass of a humour free?<br>
That's kept by a fumbler of quality,<br>
You must rail at her keeper and tell her, tell her,<br>
Pleasure's best charm is variety.<br>
Swear her more fairer than all the town,<br>
Try her and pry her when cully's one,
:Dog her, and jog her,
:And meet her, and treat her,
And kiss with two [[guinea]]s and all's your own.

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